Jokes in English - 23

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? 
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? 
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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