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sábado, 25 de agosto de 2012

Jokes in English - 24

A student is talking to his teacher.

Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
Teacher:" Of course not."
Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

Patient: "This hospital is no good. They treat us like dogs."
Doctor: "You know that's not true. Now roll over."

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